Best Grinch captions
- “Tomorrow’s Christmas! It’s practically here!”
- “Blast this Christmas music… it’s joyful and triumphant.”
- “I tell you Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.”
- “Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch…who lived just north of Whoville…did not.”
- “No one should be alone on Christmas.”
- “Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!”
- “No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.”
- “Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”
- “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”
- “I’m all toasty inside.”
- “What’s Santa have that I don’t?”
- “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.”
- “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
- “I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.”
- “It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.”
Funny Grinch Quotes for Christmas captions
- “What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.”
- “6:30 dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again.”
- “One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.”
- “I guess I could use a little social interaction.”
- “That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been *about*. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!”
- “Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda… sweet.”
- “Holiday who-be what-ee?”
- “The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!”
- “Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it.”
- “Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.”
- “Help me…I’m feeling.”
- “Cute kid, bad judge of character.”
- “Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.”
- “Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.”
- “Am I just eating because I’m bored?”