Instagram: 30 best Grinch quotes and captions for Christmas

December 17, 2021

“Tomorrow’s Christmas! It’s practically here!”
“Blast this Christmas music… it’s joyful and triumphant.”
“I tell you Max, I don’t know why I ever leave this place. I’ve got all the company I need right here.”
“Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch…who lived just north of Whoville…did not.”
“No one should be alone on Christmas.”
“Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!”
“No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.”
“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.”
“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”
“I’m all toasty inside.”
“What’s Santa have that I don’t?”
“Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.”
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.”
“I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.”
“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.”

“What’s that stench? It’s fantastic.”
“6:30 dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again.”
“One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.”
“I guess I could use a little social interaction.”
“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been *about*. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts!”
“Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda… sweet.”
“Holiday who-be what-ee?”
“The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk!”
“Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it.”
“Saving you? Is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.”
“Help me…I’m feeling.”
“Cute kid, bad judge of character.”
“Hate, hate, hate, Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.”
“Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.”
“Am I just eating because I’m bored?”