Instagram: 40 Funny Friday captions for partygoers

Friday is the time to finally de-stress and take pictures with your homies to post on Instagram. Here are some funny captions for such an occasion.

Funny Friday captions for Instagram

1. My boss told me to have a good day, so I am going home early
2. Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first
3. I need a cup of get stuff done
4. It’s Friday. The only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.
5. “Every Friday, I like to high five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.” —Nanea Hoffman
6. You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
7. I’m not feeling very worky today.
8. A little party never killed anybody.
9. Food always tastes better on Fridays.
10. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we’ve all been waiting for… it’s Friday.
11. “Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” —Florence Welch
12. Really rosé to the occasion.
13. The Friday vibes are strong.
14. This morning I am 92% coffee and 8% dry shampoo.
15. I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
16. Be proud of the fact that you made it through the week.
17. Oh Friday. Let me hug you.
18. Despite the fact that Friday the 13^th is considered unlucky, it’s still heaps better than Monday the whatever.
19. I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances.
20. Keeping Fridays confined takes a lot of effort because they always spill over.
21. Today, all plans of productivity are thrown out of the window.
22. “Friday afternoon feels like heaven.” —El Fuego
23. What is meant to be will always find a way. And yeah, I’m talking about Friday.
24. It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.
25. No one is ever sad on a Friday.
26. Any day can be Friday if you put your heart into it.
27. Fri-nally.
28. Friday is proof that better days always come.
29. Friday may fly like a bird and seem like the shortest day of the week, but it’s the most exciting one!
30. “If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” —James Johnson
31. Friday just called. She’s on her way and bringing the wine.
32. Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day.
33. “Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!”—Kate Summers
34. Do whatever is good for your soul.
35. On Fridays, I prefer my espresso in a martini.
36. May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.
37. We’re all just children posing as professionals, counting the days until Friday.
38. It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
39. Cheers to the nights we’ll most likely forget with the friends that we’ll always remember.
40. I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays.