Thursday, October 21, 2021

Instagram: 40 funny and punny captions for vampires

Halloween is near and all genders dig the vampire costume. So throw on some glamour for your Instagram pictures and add our caption for the best effect.

Funny Instagram captions for people dressed as a vampire

  1. Just wanted an outfit that I can justofy wearing a cape.
  2. Orange you glad I’m a vampire for Halloween this year?
  3. If you need me I’ll be in my coffin.
  4. Fangs you very much.
  5. Death is the one predator we can’t escape. But vampires have found the loophole so many of us crave. I think that is the allure of vampirism.
  6. I would go so far as to say that Halloween never ‘sucks’ for me.
  7. If You’ve Got It, Haunt It.
  8. Just grabbing a bite to eat.
  9. Bat-ween you and me, I love vampires.
  10. Hanging upside down on the monkey bars has adequately prepared me for the bat life.
  11. Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires … How avant-garde!
  12. It was just love at first bite.
  13. Now this is a role I can sink my teeth into!
  14. When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
  15. Count me in.
  16. No garlic allowed at this party.
  17. Sorry, you just don’t seem to be like my blood type.
  18. Sun’s out, vampires in.
  19. Why are you being so cryptic?
  20. If only my metabolism moved as fast as a vampire…
  21. I’ve got a bat idea.
  22. Vampires Know How To Creep It Real.
  23. Just a vampire waiting for the sun to go down.
  24. I had to switch to de-coffin-ated lattes.
  25. Fangs for the memories.
  26. This vampire is too cute to spook.
  27. Just suck it up.
  28. You say vampire like it’s a bad thing.
  29. If vampires really sleep during the day, sign me up.
  30. I could go for a drink.
  31. Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my vampires.
  32. Don’t worry, I don’t bite… more than once.
  33. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  34. Wanna Fang Out?
  35. I”m such a haunt mess.
  36. Going to sink my fangs into all these sweet treats.
  37. Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
  38. All bats are off.
  39. People say I look like a vampire. I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not.
  40. Feeling fang-cy in my Halloween costume.
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