Instagram: 40 Funny and cute captions for couples

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We have an awesome collection of cute and funny captions for couples on Instagram so that you can have maximum likes.

So take your pick of the best captions and add it to your most happening couple photo.

Funny captions for couples

  1. How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, it’s so attractive and mesmerizing!
  2. Orange you glad you met me.🍊
  3. I love your eyes, your smile, and how good of a dog parent you are.
  4. Aww… this one followed me home. Think I should keep them?
  5. We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
  6. There isn’t anything I need but you and maybe a cheeseburger.
  7. It all started with Netflix and Chill.
  8. Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks… to the fridge.
  9. We go together like hot sauce and everything.
  10. I love you a latte.
  11. Don’t make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors aren’t.
  12. It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
  13. You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart.
  14. Together, we’ll put Hershey’s out of business! That’s how sweet the two of us are.
  15. Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
  16. You are and will always be my favorite person to text … 67 times a day.
  17. For you, I’ll bring out the good Champagne.
  18. I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
  19. All I want to do is taco ’bout you.
  20. We’re both willing to risk the cooties

Cute Instagram captions

  1. Falling in love all over again.
  2. The excellent blend of love and madness!
  3. Every day I’m with you, I love you more.
  4. “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
  5. We’re definitely two of a kind.
  6. Together is my favorite place to be.
  7. “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”— Emily Brontë
  8. My favorite love story is ours.
  9. “All of me loves all of you.” — John Legend
  10. You stole my heart but I’ll let you keep it.
  11. Our hearts speak the same language.
  12. “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” — Taylor Swift
  13. “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” — When Harry Met Sally
  14. How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.
  15. So many of my smiles begin with you.
  16. “I think I’d miss you even if we never met.” — The Wedding Date
  17. You don’t marry someone you can live with — you marry someone you cannot live without.
  18. Can’t keep calm when I’m crazy for you.
  19. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
  20. Nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.