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Funny captions for couples
- How can I face my problem if my problem is your face? I mean, itâs so attractive and mesmerizing!
- Orange you glad you met me.?
- I love your eyes, your smile, and how good of a dog parent you are.
- Aww… this one followed me home. Think I should keep them?
- We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
- There isnât anything I need but you and maybe a cheeseburger.
- It all started with Netflix and Chill.
- Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks… to the fridge.
- We go together like hot sauce and everything.
- I love you a latte.
- Donât make love by the garden gate. Love is blind, but the neighbors arenât.
- It wasnât love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.
- You’ve stolen a pizza of my heart.
- Together, weâll put Hersheyâs out of business! Thatâs how sweet the two of us are.
- Relationships are just two people constantly asking one another what they want to eat, until one of them dies.
- You are and will always be my favorite person to text ⌠67 times a day.
- For you, Iâll bring out the good Champagne.
- I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top. Your choice!
- All I want to do is taco âbout you.
- Weâre both willing to risk the cooties
Cute Instagram captions
- Falling in love all over again.
- The excellent blend of love and madness!
- Every day I’m with you, I love you more.
- “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” â Albert Einstein
- Weâre definitely two of a kind.
- Together is my favorite place to be.
- “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.”â Emily BrontĂŤ
- My favorite love story is ours.
- “All of me loves all of you.” â John Legend
- You stole my heart but Iâll let you keep it.
- Our hearts speak the same language.
- “You are the best thing thatâs ever been mine.” â Taylor Swift
- “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” â When Harry Met Sally
- How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.
- So many of my smiles begin with you.
- “I think I’d miss you even if we never met.” â The Wedding Date
- You don’t marry someone you can live with â you marry someone you cannot live without.
- Canât keep calm when Iâm crazy for you.
- “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” â Charles M. Schulz
- Nothing much to see here. Just a pair of weirdos madly in love.