Instagram: 40 perfect captions for your golf game photos

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Wear your cute golf outfit and take some Instagram-worthy photos while playing. We will take care of the captions for you.

Funny and perfect golf captions

  1. It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do
  2. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
  3. In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that counts
  4. Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line
  5. The Golfer’s Diet: Stay On The Greens.
  6. “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” – G.K. Chesterton
  7. Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
  8. I didn’t miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
  9. Feeling like Jessica Day when she’s trying to network on the golf course.
  10. Whoever said practice makes perfect obviously never played golf.
  11. Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
  12. I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters. -Bob Hope
  13. If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If i hit it left, it’s a hook. And If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
  14. Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
  15. Just in case you needed proof that I’ve got game.
  16. Golf is a steady diet of greens.
  17. Mark me down for a birdie.
  18. 90% of the golf shot happens before you make a swing
  19. May the course be with you.
  20. Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
  21. Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone’s game. — it’s called an eraser.
  22. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny
  23. Golf is a science, the study of a lifetime, in which you can exhaust yourself but never your subject.
  24. I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
  25. Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
  26. Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
  27. Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the players always lie well
  28. Take a break from life, enjoy the fresh air and shout a bunch of expletives at a golf ball
  29. Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
  30. Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?

Golf quotes to use on Instagram posts

  1. “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” – Gerald R. Ford
  2. “Golf, like measles, should be caught young.” -P.G. Wodehouse
  3. “The mind messes up more shots than the body.” -Tommy Bolt
  4. “Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.” -Unknown
  5. “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” -Paul Harvey
  6. “Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the more you hit it, the more fun you have.” -Lou Graham
  7. “There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray.” -Lee Trevino
  8. “To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” – P.G. Wodehouse
  9. “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, It’s no fun; If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” -Arthur Daley
  10. “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan