Wear your cute golf outfit and take some Instagram-worthy photos while playing. We will take care of the captions for you.
Funny and perfect golf captions
- It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do
- I like big putts and I cannot lie.
- In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that counts
- Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line
- The Golfer’s Diet: Stay On The Greens.
- “I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” – G.K. Chesterton
- Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
- I didn’t miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
- Feeling like Jessica Day when she’s trying to network on the golf course.
- Whoever said practice makes perfect obviously never played golf.
- Do you think my skill levels will transfer from Wii Sports?
- I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters. -Bob Hope
- If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If i hit it left, it’s a hook. And If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
- Golf is a good walk spoiled. – Mark Twain
- Just in case you needed proof that I’ve got game.
- Golf is a steady diet of greens.
- Mark me down for a birdie.
- 90% of the golf shot happens before you make a swing
- May the course be with you.
- Pro golf tip: Don’t lose your ball in the water.
- Golf tips: This can take 5 strokes off anyone’s game. — it’s called an eraser.
- Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. – Jack Benny
- Golf is a science, the study of a lifetime, in which you can exhaust yourself but never your subject.
- I’m just here for the snacks at the clubhouse.
- Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated
- Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
- Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the players always lie well
- Take a break from life, enjoy the fresh air and shout a bunch of expletives at a golf ball
- Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
- Does this perfect swing go with my outfit?
Golf quotes to use on Instagram posts
- “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” – Gerald R. Ford
- “Golf, like measles, should be caught young.” -P.G. Wodehouse
- “The mind messes up more shots than the body.” -Tommy Bolt
- “Show me a man who is a good loser and I’ll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.” -Unknown
- “Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore,’ shoot six, and write down five.” -Paul Harvey
- “Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the more you hit it, the more fun you have.” -Lou Graham
- “There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray.” -Lee Trevino
- “To find a man’s true character, play golf with him.” – P.G. Wodehouse
- “Golf is like a love affair. If you don’t take it seriously, It’s no fun; If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.” -Arthur Daley
- “The most important shot in golf is the next one.” – Ben Hogan