Here is a collection of funny and clever lines that you can use as captions for your wine photos on Instagram.
Funny wine captions for Instagram
- “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” – Eduardo Galeano
- Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
- Wine is my spirit animal
- In dog wines I only had one
- I drink wine to sanitize my insides
- I’m so grapeful for you!
- Sip me baby one more time!
- We make some really grape decisions.
- My birthstone is a wine cork
- Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
- Take life one sip at a time
- I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
- Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
- Put a cork in it!
- Gone with the wine
- Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
- Working nine to wine
- I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
- Will you accept this rosé?
- “Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.” – José Andres
- Wine flies when you are having fun
- Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
- Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
- Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio
- If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
- Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
- I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
- Cheers to pour decisions
- Exercise makes you more attractive but so does Pinot Noir. Your choice.
- Time to wine down
- Love the wine you’re with
- Everything happens for a Riesling
- When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
- Any friend of wine is a friend of mine
- I don’t complain, I just wine
- Great minds drink alike!
- Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I’ll be just fine.
- I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
- Stop and smell the Rosé!
- “Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.” – Rumi