Instagram: 40 perfect captions for wine tours and wine lovers

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Here is a collection of funny and clever lines that you can use as captions for your wine photos on Instagram.

Funny wine captions for Instagram

  1. “We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.” – Eduardo Galeano
  2. Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
  3. Wine is my spirit animal
  4. In dog wines I only had one
  5. I drink wine to sanitize my insides
  6. I’m so grapeful for you!
  7. Sip me baby one more time!
  8. We make some really grape decisions.
  9. My birthstone is a wine cork
  10. Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
  11. Take life one sip at a time
  12. I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
  13. Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
  14. Put a cork in it!
  15. Gone with the wine
  16. Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
  17. Working nine to wine
  18. I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
  19. Will you accept this rosé?
  20. “Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.” – José Andres
  21. Wine flies when you are having fun
  22. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
  23. Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
  24. Today I’m going to be as useless as the “T” in Pinot Grigio
  25. If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
  26. Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
  27. I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
  28. Cheers to pour decisions
  29. Exercise makes you more attractive but so does Pinot Noir. Your choice.
  30. Time to wine down
  31. Love the wine you’re with
  32. Everything happens for a Riesling
  33. When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
  34. Any friend of wine is a friend of mine
  35. I don’t complain, I just wine
  36. Great minds drink alike!
  37. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass and I’ll be just fine.
  38. I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
  39. Stop and smell the Rosé!
  40. “Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.” – Rumi
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