Instagram: 40 best beach one-liners and puns for captions

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You can never go to enough beaches. The sandy pictures with sun-kissed skin make the best combination for Instagram posts and awesome captions.

So grab a line that goes perfectly with your tanned skin and a colorful Instagram feed.

Best beach captions for Instagram

  1. We dream in colors borrowed from the sea.
  2. It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting
  3. May you never be too busy to stop and breathe under a palm tree.
  4. You can find me where the sand meets the water.
  5. “If you’re not barefoot, then you’re overdressed.” – Anonymous
  6. If it requires a bikini, my answer is yes.
  7. Nothing soothes the soul like a day by the water.
  8. Sometimes all you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
  9. Go where the Wi-Fi is weak and the sun is strong
  10. If you catch me smiling today, it’s because I’m thinking of the beach.
  11. When two roads diverge, take the one that leads to the beach.
  12. You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to leave the shore.
  13. “If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” — Jimmy Buffett
  14. Stop asking me if I want to build a snowman. I want to wear flip flops on a beach with a drink in my hand. Ask me if I want to do that.
  15. “Smell the sea and feel the sky. Let your soul and spirit fly.” – Van Morrison
  16. Life takes you down many paths, but the best ones lead to the beach.
  17. “Because there’s nothing more beautiful than the way the ocean refuses to stop kissing the shoreline, no matter how many times it’s sent away.” —Sarah Kay
  18. When nothing is going right, surf a left.
  19. Live a bikini kinda life.
  20. Life’s such a beach!

Funny lines for beach photos

  1. Resting beach face.
  2. Sun of a beach.
  3. Girls just wanna have sun.
  4. Seas the day!
  5. The beach gives me porpoise.
  6. Keep palm and carry on.
  7. Everyone should believe in something. I believe I’ll go to the beach.
  8. The older I get, the more I want to be at the beach.
  9. A change in latitude would help my attitude.
  10. The only BS I need in my life is: Beach and Sunshine.
  11. Beachitude: (n.) When you start to feel grumpy and snarky because you miss the beach
  12. How to get a beach body: Step 1: Have a body. Step 2: Go to the beach.
  13. “Beach girls now, beach girls tomorrow, beach girls till the end of time.” — Luanne Rice
  14. If you need me, call me on my shell phone.
  15. Hanging with my gull-friends.
  16. We’re having a whale of a time. Fish you were here!
  17. “Give a girl a margarita, put her on the beach. Smiles and paradise are now within reach.” — Spencer Antle, Island Company
  18. Shell-abrate good times, come on!
  19. I’m getting some beach therapy.
  20. I’m done adulting. Let’s be mermaids!