Who doesn’t love a good caption with the perfect hooded selfie? Hashtag Hyena has captions for all occasions.
Funny and perfect hood captions for Instagram
- Don’t take my hoodie off, you can just have this jacket I don’t need it.
- Hood master.
- I can’t be a mad man all the time.
- I will be lit just like a hood.
- You are such a perfect fit in every single one of my hoodies. All we need is each other (and our favorites).
- I ain’t wearing any pants, so don’t get too close to me!
- Morning walks are the best only in hoodie…
- It’s nice to be able to dress down once in a while.
- I’m a hoodie girl, you can’t take this from me.
- I’m just having fun in my hoodie.
- Hoodies are my everything, they make me feel so cozy and cute!
- A lot of girls love hoodies because we feel safe inside them—protection from the world outside our styles and literally covered up by something fluffy and comfortable.
- The sky is just a hoodie in the air.
- Walking in my favorite hoodies and everything feels so right.
- If you wanna be with me, just climb in my hoodie.
- I don’t need you to be there for me, I got my hoodie!
- Shhh…it’s just a hoodie.
- This light pastel hoodie is perfect for those cool breezy days out with your fur baby.
- September already? Hoodie season!
- All climate is a hoodie climate.
- You can always count on your hoodie.
- I’m not wearing any underwear you can’t see me in my hoodie.
- Hoodies are great for starting conversations with people who would never talk to us otherwise…and they’re also perfect for staying warm when winter hits!
- I know I’m cute, but it’s just a hoodie!
- Kinda classy kinda hood…
- Hood forever, I just act like I’m, well-mannered.
- I’m so hood I can’t even see where the edge of it is.
- Hood is good hood.
- All the colors fade at the front of my hoodie.🎨
- Hoodies are for the boys who live their lives without fear of consequence and go against society’s standards.