Instagram: 50 bios for your spam accounts!

Even your spam accounts on Instagram need good enough bios. So here’s a list of funny and cute bios for you to choose from.

Your spam account bios don’t have to represent you but they should appear normal and not sus. Make sure to create an account that just looks inactive and not abnormal. A good bio goes a long way to avoid suspicion.

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Funny Instagram bios

1. 1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.
2. People call me (a name) but you can call me tonight
3. Crowded elevators smell different to short people
4. When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
5. Actually, I’m not funny, I’m having a mental disorder
6. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization
8. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
9. Born at a very young age
10. I bet you I could stop gambling.
11. Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
12. I’m like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
13. Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.
14. Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
15. Error 404, Bio Not Found!
16. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
17. Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
18. I named my iPod “Titanic.” It’s syncing now.
19. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
20. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
21. There will be no adulting today.
22. I prefer my puns intended.
23. What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”
24. I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.
25. I wanna be different just like everyone else.

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Cute bios for spam accounts

1. I’m not smart. I just wear glasses.
2. In a world where you can be anyone, be yourself
3. I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
4. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to unveil my secret bio.
5. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
6. What should I put here?
7. Living life on my own terms
8. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
9. If I was a writer, I’d have a better Instagram bio quote
10. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
11. Life is what happens to you while you scroll through Instagram
12. I got to where I am today by being me
13. Instagram bio currently loading
14. A day in the life of me: Eat avocado toast, post Instagram videos, read Instagram comments
15. It’s cool when your X GF becomes XL GF
16. It’s my time to step into the spotlight. I’ve earned it.
17. Money talks; all mine say is ‘goodbye’
18. Follow along to witness history in the making
19. Practice what you post
20. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
21. Midnight snacker
22. Scratch the screen to see my bio
23. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
24. Everyone else was taken so this is me
25. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.