Images can capture your badass side but to ensure that all your followers know how awesome you are, here is a beautiful collection of short captions that will totally capture your essence.
Badass Instagram captions
- People say I act like I don´t give a shit. I´m not acting.
- You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
- Don’t look for my heart, the beasts have eaten it.
- It seems the more successful I become, the more I become the bad guy.
- The sky is above me, Earth is below me, people are around me, but the devil is within me.
- Try not to think for a brief moment that I really care what you need to say.
- I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
- Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.
- If you think money can’t buy the happiness, then transfer it to my account.
- Don’t come back when you realized I’m rare.
- Never lower your worth to get somebody’s attention.
- I’m king of the town you can take a look around.
- My back is not a voicemail, so you better say it to my face.
- When life hits you hard get up and say you hit like a b*tch.
- Hate me or date me, I don’t give a F**k.
- Oh I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.
- Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you.
- I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.
- The person with an innocent heart and an evil mind is best combination ever.
- I never insult people, I only tell what they are.
- I love it when someone mess with me, that means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
- An idiot with a plan can beat a genius without a plan every time.
- No darling, I have checked my receipt and I didn´t buy any of your bullshit.
- Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you.
- Make me angry and I’ll register your death certificate.
Short and snappy captions
- Sun is alone too but still manages shines every time.
- I’m not picky, I just know what I want.
- Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
- Know your worth. Then add tax
- Love me or hate me I am still gonna shine.
- I love the sound you make when you shut up.
- People love the good until they find the better.
- I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
- Down to earth, but still above you.
- I got a good heart but this mouth.
- I don’t make choices, I make moves.
- The naked truth is always better than a well-dressed lie.
- I am loyal to who is loyal to me.
- Short, sassy, cute and classy.
- I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
- Thanks, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
- I forgive people by forgetting them.
- I’m too hot for you.
- Your mind is a weapon, keep it open.
- Be valuable, not available.
- Long live the reckless and the brave.
- I do a thing called what I want.
- What do you think of the view?
- Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
- Two words, one finger. Keep it simple.