Instagram: 50 short captions for all the badass users

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Images can capture your badass side but to ensure that all your followers know how awesome you are, here is a beautiful collection of short captions that will totally capture your essence.

Badass Instagram captions

  1. People say I act like I don´t give a shit. I´m not acting.
  2. You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
  3. Don’t look for my heart, the beasts have eaten it.
  4. It seems the more successful I become, the more I become the bad guy.
  5. The sky is above me, Earth is below me, people are around me, but the devil is within me.
  6. Try not to think for a brief moment that I really care what you need to say.
  7. I would rather die on my feet than live on my knees.
  8. Winners focus on winning, losers focus on winners.
  9. If you think money can’t buy the happiness, then transfer it to my account. 
  10. Don’t come back when you realized I’m rare.
  11. Never lower your worth to get somebody’s attention.
  12. I’m king of the town you can take a look around.
  13. My back is not a voicemail, so you better say it to my face.
  14. When life hits you hard get up and say you hit like a b*tch.
  15. Hate me or date me, I don’t give a F**k.
  16. Oh I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.
  17. Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can kill you.
  18. I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.
  19. The person with an innocent heart and an evil mind is best combination ever.
  20. I never insult people, I only tell what they are.
  21. I love it when someone mess with me, that means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
  22. An idiot with a plan can beat a genius without a plan every time.
  23. No darling, I have checked my receipt and I didn´t buy any of your bullshit.
  24. Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you.
  25. Make me angry and I’ll register your death certificate.
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Short and snappy captions

  1. Sun is alone too but still manages shines every time.
  2. I’m not picky, I just know what I want.
  3. Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
  4. Know your worth. Then add tax
  5. Love me or hate me I am still gonna shine.
  6. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  7. People love the good until they find the better.
  8. I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
  9. Down to earth, but still above you.
  10. I got a good heart but this mouth.
  11. I don’t make choices, I make moves.
  12. The naked truth is always better than a well-dressed lie.
  13. I am loyal to who is loyal to me.
  14. Short, sassy, cute and classy.
  15. I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.
  16. Thanks, but I don’t need any part-time people in my life.
  17. I forgive people by forgetting them.
  18. I’m too hot for you.
  19. Your mind is a weapon, keep it open.
  20. Be valuable, not available.
  21. Long live the reckless and the brave.
  22. I do a thing called what I want.
  23. What do you think of the view?
  24. Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
  25. Two words, one finger. Keep it simple.