In a twist as unexpected as a Tesla running on diesel, the WH has handed volunteer vigilante and DOGE’s part-time inspector, Elon Musk, the reins of their critical Signal app national security hacking investigation. The faultee, Hegseth subordinate Walz and Musk have been chatting on the phone like old pals, with Musk suggesting the use of Signal, sparking #Signalgate. Instead of drawing on their own vast technology staff, the WH has attempted to outsource the investigation to Musk, the highest-paid full-time CEO in the world. The situation has left everyone wondering if all paths lead back to Musk on the Signal security breach. Yes, the same individual who balanced DOGE’s books was now thrust into unraveling cyber mysteries as an ‘Indy Super Cyber Security Inspector’. Elon Musk – juggling titles like a medieval noble – now sported this new mantle on his resume.
https://www.thewrap.com/trump-elon-musk-investigate-atlantic-message-fiasco
Now, here’s the real head-scratcher: with all the tech gurus and FBI agents at their disposal, the WH decided to hand over the investigation to the world’s highest-paid CEO. It’s like asking Gordon Ramsay to cook your instant ramen. The whole situation has left everyone scratching their heads, wondering if all paths lead back to Musk on the Signal security breach!
