Instagram: 90 Captions to make your ex jealous – from subtle to savage!

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A break-up routine doesn’t have to involve diving into ice-cream and sobbing about your ex. You can post hot selfies instead with savage captions to give your ex a big ol’ eff you. Well, now with Hashtag Hyena guiding you through this difficult part you can!

Closing a chapter in your life can be upsetting but showing how good your life is can be pretty satisfying (albeit a little petty!). So drive your ex mad with jealousy without a rebound and use your Instagram to show off how good you are now without your partner.

Instagram captions to make your ex jealous – but only subtly

  1. The pain only made me stronger.
  2. What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
  3. Glowing and happier than ever before.
  4. Stars only shine in the darkness.
  5. I’m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
  6. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
  7. If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
  8. The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants is the woman that isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her.
  9. There is always a wild side to an innocent face.
  10. Too blessed to be stressed.
  11. Know your worth!
  12. Life goes on.
  13. Sorry but not sorry.
  14. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can come together.
  15. I don’t need anyone who doesn’t need me.
  16. Love is unconditional. Relationships are not.
  17. If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.
  18. You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like it’s funny.
  19. I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
  20. Love? I’d prefer a cupcake.
  21. Feeling good, living better.
  22. Food before dudes.
  23. Never apologize for burning too brightly or collapsing into yourself every night. That is how galaxies are made.
  24. I used to hope that you’d bring me flowers. Now I plant my own.
  25. It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
  26. Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
  27. Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
  28. Sending my photo to NASA ’cause I’m a star.
  29. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
  30. My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
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Savage Instagram captions to make your ex jealous x100

  1. When your past calls, don’t answer.
  2. Never love anybody that treats you like you’re ordinary.” – Oscar Wilde
  3. Men or shoes? Honestly, shoes last longer, and they’re more dependable.
  4. I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
  5. Ever look at your ex and wonder if you were drunk the entire relationship?
  6. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
  7. My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
  8. Never let an old flame burn you twice.
  9. I like my relationships like I like my eggs — over easy.
  10. You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
  11. The real reason I’m over you is because now I see who you really are.
  12. Your value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth.
  13. I love the sound you make when you shut up.
  14. Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
  15. The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
  16. No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
  17. The best revenge is to smile and move on.
  18. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
  19. When things fall apart, something better always comes afterward.
  20. You learn more about someone at the end of a relationship than at the beginning.
  21. You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  22. I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
  23. Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
  24. Don’t be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.
  25. You can’t make a man treat you right, but you can make him wish he did.
  26. If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
  27. Choosing me and my happiness has been the best decision yet.
  28. Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
  29. They always come back, especially when you’ve moved on.
  30. What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  31. Don’t get herpes this summer trying to make me jealous.
  32. Your loss, babe.
  33. I’m a king with or without a queen.
  34. I was better than your ex. I’ll be better than your next.
  35. Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.
  36. You were dumb enough to walk away; I was smart enough to let you go.
  37. I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
  38. I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
  39. You will search for me in another person, I promise.
  40. Is ‘UGH’ an emotion? Because I feel it.
  41. I’ve got one less problem without you.
  42. Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.
  43. Jennifer Aniston got over Brad Pitt. I can get over you.
  44. You let go of a diamond. Good luck collecting rocks.
  45. You missed your beat, too bad I don’t do repeats.
  46. Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.
  47. Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
  48. My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
  49. 50% savage. 50% sweetheart.
  50. If I treated you the way you treated me, then you would hate me.
  51. No boyfriend, no problems.
  52. No girlfriend, no problems.
  53. You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
  54. If anyone asks, we were just friends.
  55. Why is my sanity paying the price for your mistakes?
  56. I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving. I’m a queen, and I got everything under control.
  57. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
  58. The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
  59. I tried. You didn’t. I’m done.
  60. Single ( ), Taken ( ), Too Busy Enjoying Life (✓).
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