Why should couples have all the fun on Valentine’s day, eh? Stand out in the Instagram feed by posting a photo of yourself with a funny caption.
Scrolling through Instagram on 14th February means watching countless couples and numerous cheesy captions.
It is enough to make everyone cringe after a while. So, it’s time for everyone to celebrate the day, even if you don’t have a partner to share it with!
Check out our captions collection and see if any line catch your eye.
44 funny Valentines captions for Instagram
- “I don’t want to be alone. I want to be left alone.” – Audrey Hepburn
- Happy Single Awareness day!
- Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me.
- Tequila is my Valentine.
- Just me, myself, and I.
- Valentine’s Day? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
- I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.
- Keep calm and f*ck Valentine’s Day.
withsomeone who makes you happy.
- Single and Fabulous.
- Happy Consumer-Drive-And-Trivial-Interpretation-Of-Love-Day!
- I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.
- In a relationship—what a concept!
- It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.
- I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun and freedom.
- Cuddle buddy: Error 404 Not Found.
- I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love… food.
- Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you very much
- Valentine’s Schmalentine’s.
- Single and too fabulous to settle!
- Cupid rhymes with stupid.
- Love is in the air so try not to breath.
Witty Valentines captions for girls
- Today is Valentine’s day so if you are secretly in love with me, I suggest you reveal it now.
- Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking.
- Happiness comes from within, not from men.
- Be mine? More like be wine.
- Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate!
- You’re lookin’ at Miss Independent.
- Boys whatever, cake forever!
Humorous captions for boys to post on Valentine’s day
- I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
- Not spending on any gifts or fancy date nights this year, so I think I’m the real winner here.
- To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day!
- This year I’ll be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han style; solo.