Instagram: 44 Funny Valentine’s captions for singles

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Why should couples have all the fun on Valentine’s day, eh? Stand out in the Instagram feed by posting a photo of yourself with a funny caption.

Scrolling through Instagram on 14th February means watching countless couples and numerous cheesy captions.

It is enough to make everyone cringe after a while. So, it’s time for everyone to celebrate the day, even if you don’t have a partner to share it with!

Check out our captions collection and see if any line catch your eye.

44 funny Valentines captions for Instagram

  • “I don’t want to be alone. I want to be left alone.” – Audrey Hepburn
  • Happy Single Awareness day!
  • Single on Valentine’s Day, more chocolate for me.
  • Tequila is my Valentine.
  • Just me, myself, and I.
  • Valentine’s Day? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
  • I’m happy for all you couples, but I’ll be even happier for me when candy goes on sale tomorrow.
  • Keep calm and f*ck Valentine’s Day.
  • Be with someone who makes you happy.
  • Single and Fabulous.
  • Happy Consumer-Drive-And-Trivial-Interpretation-Of-Love-Day!
  • I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.
  • In a relationship—what a concept!
  • It’s almost Valentine’s Day and I still don’t know what to get myself yet.
  • I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with fun and freedom.
  • Cuddle buddy: Error 404 Not Found.
  • I’m going to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love… food.
  • Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I love you very much
  • Valentine’s Schmalentine’s.
  • Single and too fabulous to settle!
  • Cupid rhymes with stupid.
  • Love is in the air so try not to breath.

Witty Valentines captions for girls

  • Today is Valentine’s day so if you are secretly in love with me, I suggest you reveal it now.
  • Single, and NOT ready to mingle, thanks for looking.
  • Happiness comes from within, not from men.
  • Be mine? More like be wine.
  • Spending Valentine’s Day with my true love… chocolate!
  • You’re lookin’ at Miss Independent.
  • Boys whatever, cake forever!

Humorous captions for boys to post on Valentine’s day

  • I will be busy this Valentine’s Day spending time with my EX…….Box 360.
  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
  • Not spending on any gifts or fancy date nights this year, so I think I’m the real winner here.
  • To all my friends who are committed: Happy Valentines’ Day…. and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day!
  • This year I’ll be celebrating Valentine’s Day Han style; solo.