Instagram: 40 toxic, savage captions to throw shade at ex’s and haters

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Throw some shade to your haters and exes once in a while on Instagram by using some of the toxic captions given below.

Being positive in captions all the time is cool but it’s okay to share what you really feel sometime and let it all out. You will be surprised at how much support you get when you are real on social media.

Toxic Instagram captions for your exes

  1. Baddest B in town
  2. When a monkey puts on makeup. It still the same monkey
  3. It’s a beautiful day to leave me alone
  4. Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinion of sheep
  5. A sass a day keeps the basics away
  6. I don’t hold grudges, you just become irrelevant
  7. I lost my mind trynna be on yours
  8. People say I act like I don’t give a shit. I’m not acting
  9. I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either
  10. If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice
  11. I’m a king with or without a queen
  12. Sometimes you just gotta go and do whatever you want! Because life offers only one chance and I’m damn sure don’t wanna waste for stupid things!
  13. I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do
  14. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my *ss
  15. Everyone is a gangster until the real gangster enters
  16. Self-love is the greatest middle finger of all time
  17. I am not a princess who needs saving. I am a queen I have got this handled
  18. I would like to confirm that I do not care
  19. Too bad you can’t photoshop an ugly personality!
  20. Hi stalker. I’m still fabulous. Thanks for checking up on me

Savage captions for your haters

  1. I am probably the reason why your girl isn’t answering you
  2. If you don’t like and still watch everything I do, b*tch you’re a fan
  3. Sending my photo to NASA ’cause I’m a star
  4. I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you
  5. Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring
  6. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job
  7. Go ahead and underestimate me. That’ll be fun
  8. People will stare. Make it worth their while
  9. Some people hate you because of the way that other people love you
  10. Sorry but your opinion of me doesn’t define who I am
  11. Thanks but I’m not here to make friends
  12. I’m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane
  13. Haters are cute little reminders that you’re the sh*t
  14. It’s good to be different than to be in a world that is full of copy
  15. Tell me not to do something, I’ll do it twice and take a picture
  16. Haters don’t really hate you, they hate themselves because you are a reflection of what they wish they could be
  17. I do a thing called what I want.
  18. Just giving back all the bullshit that you gave me
  19. Some people are just so f*cking fake
  20. Be savage, not average