We are always on a hunt for a clever caption for our awesome Instagram posts but where oh where to find it?
Have a look at our collection and we are sure you will see something that catches your eye.
Clever captions for Instagram
- Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
- Oops is always better than what if
- I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort
- “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.
- Rejection is just redirection.
- If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
- You think nothing is impossible? Try getting me out of bed before 12 PM.
- Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the Instagram filter.
- I am an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.
- I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
- The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
- Sometimes you just need to do a thing called “what you want.”
- I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.
- A sass a day keeps the basics away
- Seven billion smiles and these are my favorite.
- If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
- Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?
- Patience — what you have when there are too many witnesses.
- There are 16-year-olds competing at the Olympics and some of us (me) still push on pull doors.
- Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
- My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
- Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one.
- Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
- Friday … Our second-favorite F word.
- She was simple like quantum physics.
- Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
- Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
- We’re all one more minute closer to dying. What’s one more shot going to do?
- I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
- Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
- All of us have the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
- I found your nose. It was in my business.
- Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
- Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
- It’s time to make new memories. But first, five tequila shots.
- People will stare. Make it worth their while.
- There’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If you find it, let me know so I can get some.
- Imposter complex is just a byproduct of success.
- Legend has it that if you look hard enough you’ll see the weekend approaching!
- You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.