Instagram: 40 clever captions for selfies and photos

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We are always on a hunt for a clever caption for our awesome Instagram posts but where oh where to find it?

Have a look at our collection and we are sure you will see something that catches your eye.

Clever captions for Instagram

  1. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
  2. Oops is always better than what if
  3. I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort
  4. “Life is short.” False — it’s the longest thing you do.
  5. Rejection is just redirection.
  6. If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  7. You think nothing is impossible? Try getting me out of bed before 12 PM.
  8. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s the Instagram filter.
  9. I am an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.
  10. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
  11. The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
  12. Sometimes you just need to do a thing called “what you want.”
  13. I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate.
  14. A sass a day keeps the basics away
  15. Seven billion smiles and these are my favorite.
  16. If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.
  17. Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?
  18. Patience — what you have when there are too many witnesses.
  19. There are 16-year-olds competing at the Olympics and some of us (me) still push on pull doors.
  20. Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
  21. My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.
  22. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody would have one.
  23. Going to bed early. Not going to a party. Not leaving my house. My childhood punishments has become my adult goals.
  24. Friday … Our second-favorite F word.
  25. She was simple like quantum physics.
  26. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
  27. Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.
  28. We’re all one more minute closer to dying. What’s one more shot going to do?
  29. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
  30. Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot.
  31. All of us have the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when they leave it.
  32. I found your nose. It was in my business.
  33. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
  34. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
  35. It’s time to make new memories. But first, five tequila shots.
  36. People will stare. Make it worth their while.
  37. There’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. If you find it, let me know so I can get some.
  38. Imposter complex is just a byproduct of success.
  39. Legend has it that if you look hard enough you’ll see the weekend approaching!
  40. You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.