Instagram: 40 best Wintery captions for your December posts – Elfie time

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It is best to end the year on a high note with beautiful Instagram posts and even better December captions.

Here is a collection of funny one-liners as well quotes that will suit best with the cold and beautiful days of December.

Funny December captions

  1. The world changes when it snows.
  2. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
  3. Love at frost sight.
  4. One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
  5. I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
  6. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.
  7. All the jingle ladies.
  8. But first, let me take an elfie.
  9. December is the Friday of months.
  10. Merry everything and happy always.
  11. Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List”
  12. The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
  13. Ready for a month of holiday parties and ugly sweaters.
  14. Tis the season to sparkle.
  15. I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
  16. Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.
  17. There’s snow place like home.
  18. Current status: ready for a long winter’s nap.
  19. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.
  20. Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
  21. Elfie time.
  22. Make it a December to remember.
  23. It’s like they WANT stockings full of coal.
  24. At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours …
  25. Hot chocolate weather.
  26. We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.
  27. Can’t wait to exchange all these presents.
  28. It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
  29. We’ve got chemis-tree.
  30. Officially in hibernation mode until further notice.

December quotes for Instagram

  1. “In this world only winter is certain.” ― George R.R. Martin
  2. “Remember this December that love weighs more than gold.” ― Josephine Dodge Deskam Bacon
  3. “December’s wintery breath is already clouding the pond, frosting the pane, obscuring summer’s memory.” ― John Geddes
  4. Some people are worth melting for.” ― Frozen, Olaf
  5. “Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But everyday’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.” —The Carpenters
  6. “There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.” — Edward Pola and George Wyle
  7. “Baby, it’s cold outside.” ― Frank Loesser
  8. “It hasn’t snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry.” — Jerry Herman
  9. “Of all the months of the year there is not a month one half so welcome to the young, or so full of happy associations, as the last month of the year.” ― Charles Dickens
  10. “I go back to December all the time. ― Taylor Swift, “Back To December”