Instagram: 30 stupid captions to address dumb people

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Confuse your followers, change your tone, pretend to be stupid on Instagram captions…. because why not?

This way you can address the annoying stupid people or maybe even make fun of them in a way that they would not get it.

Funny Instagram captions to call out stupid people

  1. The height of stupidity is most clearly demonstrated by the individual who ridicules something he knows nothing about.
  2. I think if we tell people that the brain is an app, they will start using it.
  3. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
  4. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
  5. I think metal draws dumb people. It’s not exactly a thinking man’s genre.
  6. I don’t have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.
  7. I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
  8. I know a lot of people think I’m dumb. Well, at least I ain’t no educated fool.
  9. I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you have two hands.
  10. Stupidity is no excuse of not thinking
  11. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
  12. To the dumb question, ‘Why me?’ the cosmos barely bothers to return the reply, ‘Why not?’
  13. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.” — Jeffree Star
  14. They call it a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
  15. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode.
  16. He’s as smart as a tack. ” Really? Tacks don’t do anything till you whack’em on the head with a hammer!
  17. Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
  18. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” — Ernest Hemingway
  19. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
  20. The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.
  21. Are you really that stupid or did it take a lot of practice?
  22. A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they’re loaded or not.
  23. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.” — Drake, “King Libra”
  24. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
  25. Cleaning is putting stuff in less obvious places.
  26. Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.
  27. I’m very cleaver, made a hole in my fridge door to ensure light goes off when I close it.
  28. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A. A. Milne, “Winnie The Pooh”
  29. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
  30. I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.
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