Your Las Vegas will be lit with awesome bright flashy photos that you can post on Instagram and here are the best captions for them.
Las Vegas captions for Instagram
- In Las Vegas, everything takes place as if the absence of any sense of belonging to the environment entailed a hypertrophied sensitivity to details.
- “No one thinks Las Vegas is real; it is illusion, but visitors willingly suspend disbelief and pretend.” – Hal Rothman
- “Why don’t you give me half the money you were going to bet, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day.” – Vegas Vacation
- “Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.” – Artie Lange
- “Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.” – The Hangover
- “What happens in Vegas, I’m telling everyone.” – Dane Cook
- “Las Vegas is the most honest fake city in the world.” – Frank Scoblete
- Texas Fold-em
- “Las Vegas is a city built on hopes, dreams, and a little bit of crazy.” – Michael Mcdonald
- I saw the neon sign and it opened up my eyes.
- “I hate Disneyland. It primes our kids for Las Vegas.” – Tom Waits
- “If you aim to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune, go there with a large one.”
- “Las Vegas – my favorite desert mirage.” – Val Saintsbury
- I make my own luck.
- “It seems strange to say this, but it is true: Coming back to Vegas to work is like going on vacation for me.” – Celine Dion
- We’re not alcoholics. Alcoholics go to meetings. We’re drunks. Drunks go to Vegas.
- My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, then people would stop dying.
- “Las Vegas is a 24-hour city. It never stops.” – Eli Roth
- I apologize in advance for my behavior in Vegas.
- Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks – it says Goodbye.” – Frank Sinatra
- I can’t wait to be ashamed of what we do in Las Vegas.
- “It’s hard to imagine a bigger desert oasis than Las Vegas.” – Cinnamon Stomberger
- Seriously, why tour the world when all you have to do is visit Las Vegas and see all the highlights in one location?
- “Las Vegas looks the way you would imagine heaven must look at night.” – Chuck Palahniuk
- Vegas is the answer no matter the question.
- “In Las Vegas, nothing ends very well.” – Walter Wykes
- Going to Vegas and not gambling is like going to a restaurant and not eating.
- “Sometimes I think I need to get crazy. Go to Vegas.” – Chris Pine
- I got a ton of memories in Las Vegas I can’t talk about!
- I just love coming to Vegas. There is always good energy here; the minute you get off the plane, it is happy.
