The first Instagram post and caption about your pregnancy announcement has to be magical and express your emotions perfectly.
So we have assembled the best of the best funny one-liners and quotes that you can use for such an occasion. It is time to show off your glow!
Best pregnancy announcement captions for Instagram
- We’re going to need a bigger car.
- Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
- Nine months is not so long when you are waiting for the new little love of your life.
- Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.
- Something’s brewing for (due date).
- We’re going to be three peas in a pod.
- Eat up! My mommy doesn’t want to be the only one with a big tummy!
- I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
- Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.
- Bun in the oven. Bake at 98.6 degrees until (due date).
- Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.
- One sip of water has turned into three bathroom trips.
- Our family is expanding by two feet.
- Where’s the food? I’m eating for two now.
- I grow humans. What’s your superpower?
- The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going “Oooo! Chocolate Cake!”
- Guess what? Dad’s going to have a new training partner this summer!
- You never know life, until it grows inside you.
- Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag.
- Even miracles take a little time. #babyontheway
- Getting pregnant is like getting a new job—the baby in my tummy is my new boss and my husband is my new secretary.
- Let us make pregnancy as an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.
- Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. I’m enjoying the ride.
- I’m in love with a human I haven’t met yet
- You + me = three.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, inside me beats two hearts for you.
- There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation.
- I’m now always hungry, tired, or both.
- Do not open until (due date).”
- Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the love of my life.