Instagram: 30 perfect captions and quotes for pregnancy announcement

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The first Instagram post and caption about your pregnancy announcement has to be magical and express your emotions perfectly.

So we have assembled the best of the best funny one-liners and quotes that you can use for such an occasion. It is time to show off your glow!

Best pregnancy announcement captions for Instagram

  1. We’re going to need a bigger car.
  2. Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
  3. Nine months is not so long when you are waiting for the new little love of your life.
  4. Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.
  5. Something’s brewing for (due date).
  6. We’re going to be three peas in a pod.
  7. Eat up! My mommy doesn’t want to be the only one with a big tummy!
  8. I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!
  9. Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.
  10. Bun in the oven. Bake at 98.6 degrees until (due date).
  11. Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain – your life will never be the same.
  12. One sip of water has turned into three bathroom trips.
  13. Our family is expanding by two feet.
  14. Where’s the food? I’m eating for two now.
  15. I grow humans. What’s your superpower?
  16. The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going “Oooo! Chocolate Cake!”
  17. Guess what? Dad’s going to have a new training partner this summer!
  18. You never know life, until it grows inside you.
  19. Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag.
  20. Even miracles take a little time. #babyontheway
  21. Getting pregnant is like getting a new job—the baby in my tummy is my new boss and my husband is my new secretary.
  22. Let us make pregnancy as an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.
  23. Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. I’m enjoying the ride.
  24. I’m in love with a human I haven’t met yet
  25. You + me = three.
  26. Roses are red, violets are blue, inside me beats two hearts for you.
  27. There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation.
  28. I’m now always hungry, tired, or both.
  29. Do not open until (due date).”
  30. Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the love of my life.