Instagram: 30 Covid-19 related captions

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If you have run out of things to say about the quarantine, lockdown, and the Covid-19 virus, here are some Instagram captions that you can use.

  1. In Isolationship.
  2. Since everyone has started washing their hands like we’re supposed to, we’ll be working on shapes and colors next week.
  3. Due to social distancing guidelines, I will no longer be shaking hands or hugging. In lieu of these, you may bow or kneel—from a safe distance.
  4. Does anyone have tips for flirting while wearing a face mask? Asking for a friend.
  5. “I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”—Oscar Wilde
  6. Hey, at least the mask hides the ance.
  7. Sealed with a mask, not a kiss.
  8. All dressed up with nowhere to go.
  9. These days I only do my makeup on the top half of my face.
  10. “Without great solitude, no serious work is possible.” —Pablo Picasso
  11. Nama’stay on the couch.
  12. It’s all Zoom and gloom right now.
  13. I’m starting to think this mask is a part of me now.
  14. Livin’ my best lipstick-free life.
  15. “Don’t think of introversion as something that needs to be cured… Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you’re supposed to.” —Susan Cain
  16. I bake because punching people is frowned upon.
  17. The best way to describe quarantine: outward smiles and inward screams.
  18. Is it just me, or is it creepy that we get to walk into banks wearing face masks now and no one blinks an eye?
  19. “Life imposes things on you that you can’t control, but you still have the choice of how you’re going to live through this.” —Celine Dion
  20. The only nation I’m visiting this fall is imagination.
  21. Happy hour! Time for a quaran-tini.
  22. Happy hour, every hour.
  23. Gained 10 pounds in quarantine. I’m gonna be warm this winter.
  24. “One day this will be over and we will be grateful for life in ways we never felt possible before.” —Matt Haig
  25. This isn’t forever. It’s just right now.
  26. I’m just a girl in the world. There’s nowhere that I’m allowed to be.
  27. This too shall pass.
  28. Let’s be honest, social distancing from a few certain people has been nice.
  29. 2, 4, 6, 8. Yes, we need to isolate!
  30. “Going nowhere … isn’t about turning your back on the world; it’s about stepping away now and then so that you can see the world more clearly and love it more deeply.” —Pico Iyer