Instagram: 40 funny and perfect baseball captions

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A baseball player or a fan should post captions on Instagram that are related to the sport or has a baseball pun at least.

All your baseball shots can have the 10x times engagement with any of the captions below.

Funny baseball captions

  1. I was taught to hit and steal
  2. It’s a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit it square
  3. When the battle is uphill, step up.
  4. A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings
  5. Practice as you have never won and you have never lost.
  6. Love you to the outfield and back
  7. Life’s like a 3-1 count
  8. Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
  9. Baseball is religion without the mischief.
  10. Baseball players aren’t superstitious but they’re a little stitious
  11. I’m not swearing, I’m just using my baseball mom’s words.
  12. Baseball withdrawal is real.
  13. Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes. even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
  14. Sorry, but you are not making it to first base
  15. The most important pitch is the next one.
  16. Baseball is a game of inches.
  17. Defence wins championships, offence sells tickets.
  18. Every strike brings me closer to the next homerun
  19. The saddest day of the year is the day baseball season ends.
  20. It’s about playing, catching, and throwing strikes
  21. Ballfields, late nights, homeruns, and stadium lights.
  22. Where’s home? Take three lefts. Can’t miss it.
  23. Yes I am a girl and yes, I speak fluent baseball
  24. Nothing better on a Saturday night the friends, food, and baseball
  25. Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn’t changed.
  26. Baseball is like church, many attend but few understand.
  27. Behind every great ball player is a great baseball mom
  28. My boyfriend scores more than yours.
  29. Baseball is reassuring, it makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
  30. Baseball is not a game but a way of life.
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Baseball quotes for Instagram

  1. Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. —Joe Garagiola
  2. It’s hard to win a pennant, but it’s harder losing one. – Chuck Tanner
  3. “When you step into the batter’s box, have nothing on your mind except baseball.” — Pete Rose
  4. “You owe it to yourself to be the best you can possible be — in baseball and in life.” — Pete Rose
  5. In baseball, you can’t kill the clock. You’ve got to give the other man his chance. That’s why this is the greatest game.— Earl Weaver
  6. When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. —Woody Allen
  7. The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love. — Bryant Gumbel
  8. Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you. — Satchel Paige
  9. My heroes, my dreams, and my future lie in Yankee Stadium and they can’t take that from me. — Derek Jeter
  10. I see great things in baseball. — Walt Whitman