Show off your vacation photos and make your friends envious on Instagram by pairing them with hilarious captions.
Funny vacation captions for Instagram
- Selfies or the vacation didn’t happen.
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.
- We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
- What the shell?
- There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
- Don’t listen to what they say, go and see it for yourself.
- Vacation calories don’t count.
- “Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.” — Kurt Vonnegut
- “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” — Susan Sontag
- You can take your five-star hotel. I’ve got a million stars in the sky here.
- Don’t get tide down in one place when there is so much to sea
- Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.
- Already dreaming of my next vacation.
- The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So why not do both at the same time?
- I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.
- No point in unpacking… I’m ready to hit the road again soon!
- I only collect one thing: stamps on my passport.
- My perfect vacation: feet up, head back, eyes closed!
- Eating my way through Italy.
- “The journey, not the arrival, matters. – T.S. Eliot
- Vacation mood: on.
- I love my job…when I’m on vacation
- It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
- Every day is one step closer to your next vacation.
- I mean, I’m just China have a good time.
- I need a six-month-long vacation twice a year.
- Never stop doing things for the first time.
- My love for camping is in-tents.
- You call it chaos. We call it family vacation
- An adventure a day keeps the doctor away.