Instagram: 40 funny captions for any vacation

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Show off your vacation photos and make your friends envious on Instagram by pairing them with hilarious captions.

Funny vacation captions for Instagram

  1. Selfies or the vacation didn’t happen.
  2. I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel brochure.
  3. We travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape us.
  4. What the shell?
  5. There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.
  6. Don’t listen to what they say, go and see it for yourself.
  7. Vacation calories don’t count.
  8. “Bizarre travel plans are dancing lessons from God.” — Kurt Vonnegut
  9. “I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” — Susan Sontag
  10. You can take your five-star hotel. I’ve got a million stars in the sky here.
  11. Don’t get tide down in one place when there is so much to sea
  12. Travel is the only thing you buy that makes you richer.
  13. Already dreaming of my next vacation.
  14. The only thing I love more than traveling is eating. So why not do both at the same time?
  15. I need a vacation so long, I forget all my passwords.
  16. No point in unpacking… I’m ready to hit the road again soon!
  17. I only collect one thing: stamps on my passport.
  18. My perfect vacation: feet up, head back, eyes closed!
  19. Eating my way through Italy.
  20. “The journey, not the arrival, matters. – T.S. Eliot
  21. Vacation mood: on.
  22. I love my job…when I’m on vacation
  23. It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting.
  24. Every day is one step closer to your next vacation.
  25. I mean, I’m just China have a good time.
  26. I need a six-month-long vacation twice a year.
  27. Never stop doing things for the first time.
  28. My love for camping is in-tents.
  29. You call it chaos. We call it family vacation
  30. An adventure a day keeps the doctor away.