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    Instagram: 35 best sarcastic captions – Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it anyway.

    Devanshi MehtaBy Devanshi MehtaDecember 2, 2021Updated:June 3, 2022No Comments3 Mins Read
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    Enough of the smiling photos and motivational captions. It is time to be sarcastic and funny on Instagram posts.

    Show them your witty side with these funny and sarcastic captions.

    Sarcastic captions for Instagram

    1. Early to bed and early to rise just means you weren’t invited to the party.
    2. Facing a problem is a whole lot harder when the problem is your face.
    3. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
    4. It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.”
    5. Don’t worry too much about what other people think. They don’t really do it that often.
    6. If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
    7. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” Steven Wright
    8. No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.
    9. Despite sarcasm being one of the most basic form of audacity, it remains to be the funniest.
    10. I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face but with words.
    11. I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
    12. Everyone brings joy in a room. Some, by entering. And some, by leaving.
    13. Being proficient in sarcasm means you can insult idiots without them ever realizing it.
    14. Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
    15. Being misunderstood all the time doesn’t automatically make you an artist.
    16. Life’s good, you should get one.
    17. I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
    18. Sarcasm is the secret language that everyone uses when they want to say something mean to your face.
    19. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    20. I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.
    21. Avoid arguing with fools. At a distance, spectators can’t tell which one is which.
    22. I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.
    23. Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
    24. If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
    25. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience? Well, that comes from poor judgment.
    26. People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.
    27. A psychologist can’t fix stupidity. Apparently, it’s not a disorder that is recognized.
    28. If stupidity was a profession, then we’d have a world full of billionaires.
    29. Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
    30. Always remember that you’re unique. Same as everyone else.
    31. Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity.
    32. Hideousness can be fixed. Idiocy, on the other hand, is forever.
    33. Find your patience before I lose mine.
    34. Grammar is simply the difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you’re sh*t.
    35. Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it anyway.
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