Instagram: 30 funny and cute captions for a Thursday

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Every day of the week, including Thursday, should have its own meaning, Instagram post, and a special caption.

We leave the responsibility of taking awesome pictures to you and we will provide Insta-worthy quotes to use as captions below.

Cute captions for thirsty Thursday

  1. Would anyone object if we moved casual Fridays to Thursdays?
  2. The happiest of hours on Thursday are spent with the best.
  3. Thursday? Oh no, it can’t be! It’s too gruesome.
  4. Let’s start the weekend off early with a stiff one!! Happy Thirsty Thursday.
  5. Please excuse me while I chug this cup of coffee to crush the rest of the day.
  6. Nothing screws up a Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
  7. You make Thursdays feel like Saturdays.
  8. I see you around the corner, Friday.
  9. Alexa, play my Thursday motivation playlist.
  10. Hello Thursday so nice to see you again can’t wait to see your brother Friday and your sisters Saturday and Sunday.
  11. “Thursday, I forecast as mostly sunny. It’s a much-needed break.” — John Farley
  12. May your Thursday be as sweet as you are.
  13. Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself—it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long.
  14. Thursday. The day of throwback pics, almost Friday memes, and cups of coffee.
  15. Can’t talk right now — too busy doing my ‘it’s almost the weekend’ happy dance.

Funny Thursday captions for Instagram

  1. Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing the wine.
  2. I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.
  3. This must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
  4. Sooooooo… Is it Friday yet?
  5. As long as you don’t give me any timely assignments tomorrow, I promise I’ll behave today.
  6. I know it isn’t Friday yet, but it sure does feel like it.
  7. Yeah Thursday is the new Friday.
  8. Woohoo! Sorry, just practicing for tomorrow.
  9. Some people call it Thursday, but I like to call it Friday’s Eve.
  10. Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.
  11. Wine not?
  12. The only thing I throw back on Thursday is Starbucks.
  13. If you can stand on your tiptoes, you can see Friday. There’s light at the end of the week tunnel
  14. Let the good time roll.
  15. Doobie or not doobie.