Instagram: 50 perfect captions for photos with your drinking buddies

Happy hours and good friends are all you need after a long day of work. Make sure to click photos for Instagram while drinking and caption it with one of the lines below –

Drinking captions for Instagram

1. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
   1. Drink triple, see double, act single.
2. A drink a day keeps reality at bay.
3. “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C Fields
4. Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
5. I have mixed drinks about feelings.
6. “When we drink we get drunk. When we get drunk we fall asleep. And when we fall asleep we commit no sin. When we commit no sin we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!” – Brian O’Rourke
7. Move over, coffee. Today is a day for Champagne.
8. Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
9. Thank you for the bottom of my glass.
10. “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
11. I’m in need of liquid therapy.
12. A man’s true character comes out when he’s drunk.
13. “I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
14. Roses are red, so is my wine. Refill my glass, and I’ll be just fine.
15. Let’s drink about it.
16. If life gives you limes, make margarita.
17. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W.C. Fields
18. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
19. After work, we hit the gin.
20. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the Question. Yes is the answer.
21. Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.
22. “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis
23. Not wine-ing about this situation.
24. Friends don’t let friends wine alone.
25. “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson
26. Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic.
27. “Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.” – Finley Peter Dunne
28. Only count the happy hours.
29. “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” – Thomas Jefferson
30. Alcohol you later.
31. Can’t stop to chat. I’m late for a meeting at wine o’clock.
32. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
33. It’s my favorite time of day.
34. Don’t worry, beer happy.
35. To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
36. You are un-beer-leavible.
37. Happy hour? I prefer to make every hour happy.
38. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
39. You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine day.
40. “He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato
41. Well, look what we have beer.
42. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
43. Wish you were beer.
44. A party without Champagne is just a meeting.
45. Of Coors, I love you.
46. It’s time to wine down.
47. Beers to many more cheers.
48. Gin and bear it.
49. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point us to the nearest bar.