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- Finally escaped the clutches of textbooks and exams! Time to conquer the real world… or take a nap.
- I’m graduating with honors: honor roll, honorary procrastinator, honorably avoiding adult responsibilities.
- Congratulations to me for officially entering the “I have no idea what I’m doing” phase of life!
- Goodbye, cafeteria food! Hello, endless possibilities of not burning my own dinner.
- I’d like to thank Google and Wikipedia for getting me through college. Couldn’t have done it without you!
- Graduation: the ceremony where everyone throws hats in the air and hopes theirs isn’t the one that comes back down.
- From all-nighters to gown and tassel, I made it through… with minimal sleep and maximum coffee consumption.
- Can’t believe I’m leaving the land of cheap textbooks and free Wi-Fi. Adulthood, here I come… or hide, I haven’t decided yet.
- Tassel is worth the hassle! Now onto the real world where getting up before noon is a daily struggle.
- I’m officially a graduate, but I still can’t figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. Some lessons are better left unlearned.
- I may have a degree, but I’m still not sure if I can successfully adult. Anyone have a manual for that?
- Congratulations to my fellow graduates! Now we can finally use our extensive knowledge of memes in the real world.
- Goodbye, 8 AM classes. Hello, never-ending battle with the snooze button.
- They say the best years of your life are in college. I hope they were wrong, or I’m in trouble.
- Caps off to the class of [year]! May our future job interviews be as successful as our Netflix marathons.
- Graduation: the event where family members give you advice you’ve heard a million times before… and still won’t follow.
- I can’t believe I’m getting a diploma for surviving on ramen noodles and instant coffee. That’s true dedication.
- Congratulations to all the graduates! Now we can finally get a job and start paying back the loans we didn’t read the fine print on.
- Goodbye, textbooks. Hello, open tabs of job listings and student loan payment calculators.
- Graduation is bittersweet. I’m excited to enter the real world, but will definitely miss those afternoon naps.
- Today, I’m officially a master of… avoiding responsibility like a pro.
- Dear student loans, it’s time we take our relationship to the next level: repayment.
- Don’t worry, Mom and Dad. I graduated… but I’m still open to being adopted again.
- I’d like to thank my coffee maker for getting me through those early morning lectures. You’re the real MVP.
- Goodbye, professors. Hello, LinkedIn connections. Time to network like a boss.
- My graduation motto: “Hire me. I have a degree and a collection of funny graduation caps.”
- May your dreams be bigger than your student loans. Cheers to the graduates!
- Congratulations to the Class of [year]! We may not have it all figured out, but at least we have a degree to prove it.
- Can I graduate from adulting? Asking for a friend.
- I finally figured out how to adult… just in time for graduation!
