It is best to end the year on a high note with beautiful Instagram posts and even better December captions.
Here is a collection of funny one-liners as well quotes that will suit best with the cold and beautiful days of December.
Funny December captions
- The world changes when it snows.
- I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.
- Love at frost sight.
- One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
- I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
- Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.
- All the jingle ladies.
- But first, let me take an elfie.
- December is the Friday of months.
- Merry everything and happy always.
- Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it, “The Naughty List”
- The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.
- Ready for a month of holiday parties and ugly sweaters.
- Tis the season to sparkle.
- I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
- Today’s to-do list: snuggle up by the tree with a mug of hot cocoa.
- There’s snow place like home.
- Current status: ready for a long winter’s nap.
- Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and receipts for all major purchases.
- Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.
- Elfie time.
- Make it a December to remember.
- It’s like they WANT stockings full of coal.
- At least the presents were beautifully wrapped for a couple hours …
- Hot chocolate weather.
- We’re just like a bunch of candy canes: sweet and slightly twisted.
- Can’t wait to exchange all these presents.
- It’s beginning to *cost* a lot like Christmas.
- We’ve got chemis-tree.
- Officially in hibernation mode until further notice.
December quotes for Instagram
- “In this world only winter is certain.” ― George R.R. Martin
- “Remember this December that love weighs more than gold.” ― Josephine Dodge Deskam Bacon
- “December’s wintery breath is already clouding the pond, frosting the pane, obscuring summer’s memory.” ― John Geddes
- Some people are worth melting for.” ― Frozen, Olaf
- “Holidays are joyful, there’s always something new. But everyday’s a holiday, when I’m near to you.” —The Carpenters
- “There’ll be parties for hosting, marshmallows for toasting, and caroling out in the snow.” — Edward Pola and George Wyle
- “Baby, it’s cold outside.” ― Frank Loesser
- “It hasn’t snowed a single flurry but Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry.” — Jerry Herman
- “Of all the months of the year there is not a month one half so welcome to the young, or so full of happy associations, as the last month of the year.” ― Charles Dickens
- “I go back to December all the time. ― Taylor Swift, “Back To December”
