50 best Instagram captions for selfies in 2022

Getting the perfect Instagram selfie can take a long time, but sometimes thinking of the perfect caption can take even longer.

Sometimes we need a little bit of inspiration to make sure our caption is as clever and funny as it can be because at times the caption for a post is even better than the picture.

So if you’re feeling stuck on what to write we have you covered, here are some of the best Instagram captions for your 2022 selfies.

New year captions

1. Thank you. Next 2022
2. 10 pm is the new midnight
3. I’m just here for the champagne
4. Sorry in advance for writing 2021 on everything for the next six months
5. New year, same me
6. I haven’t been this excited about a new year since last year
7. Its time to celebrate (with your own household)
8. Less bitter, more glitter
9. Still looking for Troy Bolton
10. I can’t believe it’s been a year since I broke my new year’s resolution!

Funny selfie captions

1. Be the EXTRA in extraordinary
2. Confidence level = selfie with no filter
3. Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parents job
4. If I was funny I would have a better Instagram caption for this
5. If you look at this selfie you might fall in love with me
6. Reality called, so I hung up
7. I know looks aren’t everything but I have them just in case
8. I have no selfie control
9. 2022 : How it started vs how it’s going
10. I’m not high maintenence you’re just low effort.

Travel selfie captions

1. Will travel for food and a good sunset
2. Keep calm and travel on
3. I need a 6 month holiday twice a year
4. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy plane tickets
5. Be back never
6. Catching flights not feelings
7. Calories don’t count when you’re on holiday
8. Tropic like its hot
9. Vitamin sea
10. Strictly good vibes

Night out selfie captions

1. Wine not?
2. A little party never killed somebody
3. When life gives you lemons drink tequila
4. Friends who slay together stay together
5. Come on Barbie lets go party
6. Life is a party dress like it
7. Be as bubbly as your drink
8. It’s been a blur of fun
9. Felt cute.
10. Bring on the night

Out for food selfie captions

1. Sorry – I’m in a relationship with food
2. Donut kill my vibe
3. I want someone to look at me the way I look at food
4. Call me Kim Carbdashian
5. Issa Snack
6. You want a pizza this?
7. You had me at ‘Pizza’
8. Count memories not calories
9. A burger is meant to be eaten like you love it
10. When I am not eating I am talking about eating