All your photos of the fishing trip with the boys can be uploaded on Instagram with very clever captions for we have found them for you.
Clever fishing captions for Instagram
- I’m a reel expert. I can tackle anything.
- A man’s one last cast is like a woman’s ‘I’ll be five minutes.’
- Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from fishing.
- This crab is so good I’m gonna be shellfish and not share a bite.
- To fish or not to fish? That’s a dumb question.
- Procrastifishing – the art of going fishing when you should really be doing something else.
- Life is like a game, but fishing is serious.
- It’s not how you deep you fish, it’s how you wiggle your worm.
- Trust me, I’m a sturgeon.
- Some people wait an entire lifetime for the perfect fishing buddy. I’m raising mine.
- Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
- Good things come to those who bait.
- Holy carp!
- If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
- There is no better view than from behind my fishing pole.
- Water is the most essential element of life because, without water, you cannot go fishing.
- There’s always time for one more cast.
- I fish you were here.
- Cast away your troubles.
- Can’t talk, got a fish on the other line.
- You’ve cod to be kidding me.
- Never trout yourself.
- Fishing is fun…. catching is better.
- I’m hooked on you!
- I can’t work today, my arm is in a cast.
- She’s a jackfish of all trades.
- Don’t be koi.
- Stress is caused by not enough fishing!
- May the fish be with you!
- Keeping it reel.
Perfect fishing quotes
- “To fish for one’s food is meditation.” – Jessica Marie Baumgartner, The Magic of Nature: Meditations & Spells to Find Your Inner Voice
- “Well, with fishing, you should hold the rod like it’s part of your body. Become one with it. Pretend it’s your penis.” – Kenneth Eade
- “I go fishing for reasons other than catching fish.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “I am free, so I will go forth and fish – as a man alive.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “If catching fish is your only objective, you are either new to the game or too narrowly focused on measurable results.” – David Stuver, Familiar Waters: A lifetime of fly fishing Montana
- “Fishing encourages escapism.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “Fishing enables us to get closer to nature.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “Shorten your line, focus your casts, and slow things down. Enjoy the magic of local fishing.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “Teach a man to fish and you’ve fed him for a lifetime. Unless, of course, he doesn’t like sushi – then you’ll have to buy him a Kelly Kettle, hobo stove and frying pan as well.” – Fennel Hudson, Fly Fishing – Fennel’s Journal – No. 5
- “There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.” – Steven Wright
