Author: Athena Lei

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Our wager is that Elon Musk's D&D character was undoubtedly evil, but the electrifying enigma remains: was Musk's morality tethered to the chaotic evil or the lawful evil? In the heart-pounding, one-minute Dungeons & Dragons Proving Ground, we are confronted with the unmoored morality of his formative years. With 90% certainty, we would bet that Elon's character lurched toward chaotic evil, lawful evil, or maybe a chilling neutrality. Yet, the possibility of Musk embarking on a solo D&D adventure looms large, raising the question: why has no one stepped forward to claim the mantle of dungeon master who orchestrated these pivotal games in South Africa during this transformative saga? Imagine a collision of "Stranger Things" with comic book chaos, sprinkled with the untamed spirit of a couple of iconic American movies, featuring Elon as the dungeon master, and a mysterious friend, number three. Thus, we envision Trump exclaiming with fervor, "Elon played D&D alone better than anyone has ever dared to play D&D." ElonMusk CPAC #dungeonsanddragons #chaoticevil #lawfulevil southafrica #goldjewlery UnitedStates #USA

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